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Back to article list Search Articles Add Comment Printer friendly Direct link Par2: Police Comments 1926-04-25 -- A.N. Other The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos
around the country.
#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them awhile."
#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document.
#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't
know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."
#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."
#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but
now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through GCIC / NCIC."
#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of
yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And .................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here.
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