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Par2: Getting Even 2006-04-12 -- A.N. Other GETTING EVEN
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
Matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to
the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat."
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us
know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said,
"OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet
that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
"El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him El-Take-O." They love to hate each
other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in
the last word on this occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is
located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people
waiting to see him. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had
obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and
in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved and
she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.
God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even.
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